Call me Hen. 20/art student/witch/confused on my sexual orientaion but pretty gay
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an innocent young baby untainted by this cruel world
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When you start a drawing that you know will take a long time
5 minutes in
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This is your personal guardian dog.
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
*arrives to my child’s wedding 30 minutes late in this*
i’ll arrive late to my own wedding in this
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go fold laundry???? go fix yourself up a nice cold glass of water? go follow your dreams?? f what pixel, F WHAT
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Steven trying to properly introduce Lapis to Connie b/c they’ve never met in person before, and it goes horribly wrong
extra lazy comic:
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Hell In High Heels: Curse to Crush Your Enemies
Items Needed:
- High Heels
- Something small that you can crush (ex. a chip? a piece of candy? idk something like that)
- A sharpie (black)
Step 1) Take your small item, draw a face on it. This face represents the enemy you’re going to crush.
Step 2) Hold the item in your hands, close your eyes. Get a mental image of the person you’re wanting to “crush.” Think about all of the qualities in them that you hate. Think about what they’ve done to you. Think about why you want to cast a curse on them.
Now, imagine the energy from those thoughts flowing into the object and filling it. Now the object is representative of them AND why you dislike them.Step 3) Put on your high heels. Put the object on the floor. Say the following to it:
For all you’ve done to me,
I will crush you into the ground
And destroy you, just as you’ve tried to destroy me.Step 4) STOMP ON IT WITH YOUR HIGH HEELS. LET OUT A SHRIEK OF RAGE. GRR. AAAH.
Step 5) Sweep that up and throw it out the door, as far away as possible. Wash your hands. You’re done.
Me: *stomps* *falls over* *heel breaks* *life falls apart*
